Tonight there were no fatalities, but the last couple games were a mass murder of players. Five players went down quickly in the middle of the night. Two were beat with the boom sticks of Orioles and Angels players (Swarzak and Blackburn). CJ Wilson used his hipster power turning into a hybrid dog unleashing his power and taking out Mauer and Span. Jamey Carroll did not tend to his wounds well enough. He dug himself into the dirt and died quietly.
The cannons sounded and their faces shined in the night sky.
Sixteen players remain. Who will you support and cheer for to win? Happy Twins Hunger Games and may the odds be ever in your favor!
|National Anthem during Home Opener|